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One Car Family (Children's Album)

by Aaron Espe

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PICTURE DAY! PICTURE DAY! PICTURE DAY! TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN COMB YOUR HAIR DAY BRUSH YOUR TEETH SO NICE AND NEAT THEY’LL ALL THINK THAT YOU DON’T EAT SWEETS BUT YOU DO, DON’T YOU? I DO, TOO IT’S PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY! PICTURE DAY! DON’T YOU KNOW WHERE YOU’LL END UP? NO, NO, NOT UNDERNEATH A BRIDGE I’M TALKING ‘BOUT YOUR GRANDMA’S FRIDGE. EYE LEVEL, ALL YEAR I HOPE I’M MAKING MYSELF CLEAR IT’S PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — IT’S JUST ONE DAY OF THE YEAR HEY, GET OVER HERE YOU STILL GOT DIRT BEHIND YOUR EARS IT’S PICTURE DAY, PICTURE DAY DON’T FORGET TO SMILE NOW YOU’LL STAND IN LINE FOR AWHILE NOW THERE’S CHANCE YOU’LL WANNA BE A GRUMP BUT JUST REMEMBER WHERE YOU’LL END UP NO, NO — NOT UNDERNEATH THAT BRIDGE I’M STILL TALKING ‘BOUT GRANDMA’S FRIDGE EYE LEVEL, ALL YEAR PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY — PICTURE DAY —
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HIGH UP IN A HELICOPTER BOB AUGUST LOOKS DOWN BELOW TELLS THE CARS WHICH WAY TO GO IT’S CALLED THE TRAFFIC REPORT SOME DAYS HE SAYS THERE’S A WRECK THAT THEY HAVEN’T CLEARED JUST YET ALTERNATE ROUTES ARE YOUR BEST BET THAT’S THE TRAFFIC REPORT TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU MA’AM SO WHILE I EAT MY EGGS AND HAM I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT SOME DAYS RAIN COMES POURING DOWN BOB AUGUST STILL HANGS AROUND HELPS ME GET BACK HOMEWARD BOUND ON THE TRAFFIC REPORT TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU MA’AM WHILE I’M ON THE ROAD AGAIN I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT SOMETIMES IT’S A SPECIAL DAY BOB AUGUST HAS NOTHING TO SAY GO ON FOLKS YOUR REGULAR WAY AND THAT’S THE TRAFFIC REPORT TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU, MA’AM SO WHILE I EAT MY EGGS AND HAM I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT TRAFFIC JAM, TRAFFIC JAM TRAFFIC JAM NO THANK YOU MA’AM SO WHEN I’M ON THE ROAD AGAIN I LISTEN TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT
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IT’S TIME TO GET DRESSED I KNOW WHAT LOOKS BEST I’VE DONE THIS A TIME OR TWO PUT YOUR SOCKS ON YOUR EARS THEY HELP YOU TO HEAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS INSIDE YOUR SHOES HEY, WHAT’S SO FUNNY? WELL, WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I TRY AGAIN? OK, HERE I GO THEN. IT’S TIME TO GET DRESSED I KNOW WHAT LOOKS BEST I’VE DONE THIS A MILLION TIMES PUT YOUR PANTS ON YOUR HEAD YOUR SHIRT ON YOUR LEGS AND THAT’S HOW YOU LOOK REALLY FINE HEY, WHAT’S SO FUNNY? WELL, WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I TRY AGAIN? OK, HERE I GO THEN. IT’S TIME TO GET DRESSED I KNOW WHAT LOOKS BEST I’LL GET IT PERFECT TODAY LEGS FOR PANTS, FEET FOR SOCKS SHOES GO RIGHT ON YOUR FACE WAIT, WHAT’S SO FUNNY? WELL, MY GOODNESS ME PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET DRESSED RIGHT NOW IT’S TIME TO GET DRESSED I KNOW WHAT LOOKS BEST THANK YOU FOR HELPING TODAY SOCKS ARE FOR FEET — RIGHT? PANTS ARE FOR LEGS — RIGHT? SHIRTS ARE FOR BODIES AND HATS ARE FOR HEADS AND THAT’S HOW YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT
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A COW RUNNING IN THE PASTURE MY MAILMAN IN REGULAR CLOTHES A SECRET GETTING PAST MY MOTHER MY FATHER TOUCHING HIS TOES THEY’RE MORE ALIKE THAN DIFFERENT AT LEAST THEY ARE TO ME THESE ARE JUST A FEW THINGS I’VE NEVER SEEN A SEMPER FI STICKER ON A PRIUS THE MONEY I LENT LAVERN JESUS CLIMBING TREES WITH ZACHEUS DONALD TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS THEY’RE MORE ALIKE THAN DIFFERENT AT LEAST THEY ARE TO ME THESE ARE JUST A FEW THINGS I’VE NEVER SEEN IF ANYTHING SHOULD CHANGE YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW I'LL MAKE THE REARRANGEMENTS I'LL HAPPILY DO SO BUT DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH I WOULDN'T IF IT WERE ME I BET THESE WILL ALWAYS BE THINGS I'LL NEVER SEE DEER CROSSING BY DEER-CROSSING SIGNS NON-CARTOONS SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS THEY’RE MORE ALIKE THAN DIFFERENT AT LEAST THEY ARE TO ME THESE ARE JUST A FEW THINGS I’VE NEVER SEEN
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THERE’S AN OWL IN THE HOLLOW OF A TREE HE SITS UP THERE ALL THE DAY HIS BIG EYES FOLLOW YOU AND ME IN THE STRANGEST WAY AND SOMETIMES RIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE HE SINGS A LITTLE SIMPLE TUNE HE GOES… LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA — THERE’S A ROBIN HOPPING ON THE GRASS PECKS HER HEAD IN THE DIRT FOR WORMS WHEN SHE GETS ONE THEN SHE BRING IT TO HER NEST FOR HER SQUEAKY LITTLE BABY BIRDS AND EACH ONE MAKES A TINY WEEP WAITING FOR ITS TURN TO EAT THEY GO… LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA — THERE’S A WOMAN GOING FOR A WALK SHE HAVING A VERY FINE DAY EVERYBODY SINGS… LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA — LA LA LA LA —

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released May 24, 2022

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Aaron Espe Nashville, Tennessee

I'm probably what Bob Ross would sound like if he'd been a singer-songwriter. Calming, positive music with a hint of sadness.

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